Suck My Dick?

So,…over the years I have met some interesting people, and some well you know boring ass people…but I have to say when a girl says, “Suck my dick.” I look at them and smile but in my mind I am like what the fuck but you have a vagina so what is it exactly that your trying to say, or is it that suck my dick sounds alot better than suck my vagina? 

Needless to say…I roll with it because I don’t wanna seem like the odd woman out, when it comes to being correct…But I have been hearing this phrase alot more recently and I am almost inclined to start using it as well…so I tried

“SUCK MY DICK!!!” I yelled to another friend after she made a remark about how my makeup was done…apparently not to her fucking liking and well I responded with,

“BITCH SUCK MY FUCKING DICK!” She got quiet almost like I had won this battle of who can say the phrase louder and with more profanity…yes! I thought finally I won the suck my dick battle and everyone should bow down and suck my dick…

This phrase still brings a smile to my face because well its funny to think that in a back ass backwards world people could very well possibly maybe, if the moon and the stars all aligned that maybe, just maybe the phrase, “suck my pussy lips” could somehow catch on….

Although I highly doubt it, its still fun to think about,…or maybe I could be the one to start a new catch phrase among guys that goes a little something like this, *clears throat* “SUCK MY TITTIES BITCH!” Now that would definitely be one for the books…atleast if I was in control of that book, and if maybe that book had ever been written….but I have faith, awesome catch phrases catch on if their good and I happen to think that’s pretty good.

Needless to say, I still feel awkward yelling out to anyone to suck anything whether its my imaginary dick that I only have in words, or my pussy which I gotta tell you I am not completely comfortable saying it…atleast not yet….

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